I wrote this a few months ago
Why do you insist on pissing me off in the mornning???
1.I have 2 kids and I can manage to have my kids dressed before we leave the house, why cant you?
2.PLEASE PULL FORWARD...dont block everyone behind you...we have places to go and things to do...unlike you who will probobly go home and watch soap operas!!! EX. when i drop my daughter off at her preschool...you have to pull around in like a circle, OR you can park!! well this BITCH decides to stop right at the turn...and block us all from going around. We all have bigger rigs and we cant get around enough to park. She gets her idiot ass out of the car to release her bratts. then she walks them in the school with her van still parked there...I WAS HEATED!! Then after she finally comes out 5 minutes later...she pulled only like 10 feets forward and perceeded to talk to another idiot mom in her van!!! I got behind her and she motioned me to go around, which would mean i go into the grass!!! FUCK THAT AND FUCK HER!! I dont know who she thinks she is, so I got right behind her and layed on my horn!!!!! SHE WAS SOO EMBARASSED!! YES SCORE LOL!!! MY PLAN WORKED!!Then she leaves in front of me and I follow her, because my house in on the other side of town, which is near her home, and no I didnt follow her on purpose, where she gets out of her van and hurrys over to light her cigarette and plop down in her recliner that is on her porch!!!POINTLESS EXISTANCE!!
3. PLEASE!! If you insist on smoking yourself into a grave....do it before you get into a car with your kids...and dont roll up the windows. I have no sympathy for you and your hacking and loss of breath because you have to walk into the school from your smoke filled car.
4. Dont expect me to get up from my nice cozy bench that I am sitting on so that you can sit your baby factory down. I'm not sympathetic to you because you are tired from having 58 kids and are still pregnant!! NOT MY PROBLEM!! Its bad enough that I will be paying for them with my tax dollars when you apply for HOUSING, FOOD STAMPS, WIC!! Please don't ever expect me to let you sit down. There are people that deserve that help and you ruin it for them cause you can't stop procreating!!
5.Can you please dress a little more like a mom and less like "your stripping job requires you too". I dont need to see your ass and neither do my kids. If I can see the jiggle of your asscheecks...Im sure thats too much!! Im not perfect and have some jiggle but DAMN COME ON!! When your kids wont walk with you its because they are ASHAMED OF YOU!!!
6.CAN YOU PLEASE SLOW THE HELL DOWN ON A RESIDENTIAL STREET!! My street speed limit is 25, which is probobly right for most residential areas!! If I cant tell the make or model of your vehicle and you are passing me in my driveway...YOU ARE GOING TO FAST STUPID!! and you wonder why there is cop and the end of the street!! CAUSE I CALLED THEM...I have seen 3 kiddos almost get hit crossing the street because your in a FUCKING HURRY!!
7.Please stop thinking that everyone owes you something (see4). Its bad enough that I have to pay 50 bucks for school supplies for both of my kids but the fact that they cant use it because it is now "community supplies" REALLY MAKES ME MAD!! Stop getting your nails done and buying ugly clothes that arent worth the money and buy some pencils or something. There are some families out there that scratch to buy that stuff, and I applaud them!!! but you are pointless!!
8. Can you bathe your children and do their laundry before I do it for you!! You walk into the school, clean clothes, new shoes, nails done, looking a HOTTMESS, but you are clean, and you poor innocent kid is filthy, dirty feet and hair, with clothes that dont fit!! Seriously once in your pathetic life put your kids first!!
9. Please stop talking to your equally irritating friends about your life so that we can all hear it!! I dont care that you just got a new piercing on your cockdock!! REALLY I DONT!! I also dont care that your aunt sara's sisters cousin is working "at the walmart". Its great that she has a job, maybe you should consider it!! TALK QUIETER BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP MY LUNCH DOWN!!
10.There is a reason I dont talk to you...its not that I think I am better than you, its that I dont like you!! No matter how much you bragg about your piece of shit car and about how fast it is, or your knock of coach, Im not gonna like you!! I have a NEW SUV and A REAL COACH PURSE, I have a right to bragg but I dont!! If you insist on bragging do it outside or at the next family picnic!!
11. Please dont bitch that your man is cheating to the whole school!! EVER THINK WHY HE IS CHEATING!! COULD IT BE YOU!!?? HMMM thats a thought!! Stop putting your business out on front street...it makes you look more pathetic!!
12. Control your kids in the store PLEASE!! If little Sara Jane (example) wants a toy and you tell her no and she screams to the top of her lungs. Do something, preferably in the bathroom or something!! ALSO I don't have a problem tripping your kids when they hall ass by me, screaming and acting like little asses and you proceed to do NOTHING!! YEAH I KNOW...."Oh Heather that is so mean, how could you trip a kid?" I think "Someone has to do it!!"
I think I am finished for now..until tomorrow, I'm sure someone will add themselves to the list LOL
